You're Now A Mall Santa

This article is Copyright August 2005 by http://www.santaclausca.com, Loring Windblad and Windy Dawn Marketing and is based upon Lorings experiences as Santa for the past 37 years. This article may be freely copied and used on other web sites only if it is copied complete with all links and text, including this header, intact and unchanged except for minor improvements such as misspellings and typos.

It cant hurt you to check out Reprint of a New York Times Article on Mall Santas again to refresh your ideas and then come back here.

There are so many other things one needs to know to be successful as a Mall Santa.

During my three half-day training sessions, which were conducted by professional Santas, we learned all the rules by which we had to abide working for this employer, Claus Encounters. We also learned all the don'ts of the business.

Santas basic don'ts are:
!Santa does not deliver live pets..
!Santa is not God and cannot act like God.
!Santa helps promote the Mall Shops where he works.
!don't go out as Santa unless you are properly and completely dressed.
!Santa does promise specific presents for the child.
!Its not Happy Holidays its Merry Christmas.
!Santa does not drink any alcohol.

However, if the parents ask Santa to explain the true meaning of Christmas, Santa must know the relationship between Jesus and Christmas, the reason we give gifts at Christmas (to celebrate the birth of Christ just as the wise men celebrated by bringing gifts to Christ at his birth), and you can even tie in the fact that we give birthday gifts during the year in additional celebration of the giving of gifts at Christmas.

However, if the parents ask Santa to explain the true meaning of Christmas, Santa must know the relationship between Jesus and Christmas, the reason we give gifts at Christmas (to celebrate the birth of Christ just as the wise men celebrated by bringing gifts to Christ at his birth), and you can even tie in the fact that we give birthday gifts during the year in additional celebration of the giving of gifts at Christmas.

I had a friend at church who wanted me to help him get a job as Santa. I personally both liked him and didn't believe he'd make a good Santa. But, after a lot of prompting I finally referred him to my boss, the head Santa (Rick), along with my personal reservations about him.

Rick got short of Santas due to the flu and called my friend from church in for an interview. Somehow he passed. Now my friend was studying to be a minister at the time and later became a minister. In the meantime, he got his basic Santa training, all the dos and don'ts, and finally placement in a mall subbing for another Santa who was out sick.

Rick spent a couple of hours that day behind his chair listening to him handle the children. His report to me: It was great. I loved it. The kids loved it. We had fun. I cant wait till the next time. Ricks report to me: He's so tied up in religion. I kept telling him Santa is a toy maker, not God. He kept telling the kids Wish list? Oh, that's bad. you've got to pray to God for what you want and lots more. I went over the rules of conduct for two hours afterwards. I think He's finally got it? He didn't get it, though.

Rick didn't have much choice on this as the other Santa missed two days sick. Next sick out my friend is back on the job. He has to drive several miles from home to the mall and when he arrived found he had forgotten his Santa beard. So instead of being a little late and going home for the beard, he dressed out and used his wig, backwards, beneath his nose, as a beard and moustache. He said and the little kids just loved me. He was still preaching, as well.

Santa has an image to maintain and he must always look the part properly. Your Elf or Mrs. Claus helper needs to give you a final rundown check to make sure you are set before you go out.

Rick finally had had it with him and sent him out on a walk-through at the local Airport, figuring he couldn't get any worse. Mistake. Its been several years and I no longer remember all the gory details, but after two days walking the Airport Rick finally had to let my friend go. What I remember most is apologizing profusely to Rick, several times, for having even recommended him. Rick said it wasn't my fault, that he and his partner had conducted the interview and had approved him themselves, it had nothing to do with my recommendation. I still feel bad, however, thinking back on it.

Now in the case of pets, teenage girls in particular often want a particular boy for Christmas, who may be a classmate or who may be an actor or athlete. Well, you know, Santa really cant deliver live pets sort of lets them down easy and saves Santa some embarrassment.

But what do you do about the child who wants a puppy or kitty or gerbil or hamster or some other live pet? This is a very legitimate problem for Santa. In most cases the child is not going to get a live pet, usually because of the place where they live and that they cant have pets.

Remember the rule, Santa is a toy maker, not a pet maker. How I handle this, and how I was taught to handle it, is this. First, call the parent who brought the child over to sit with the child and Santa. Next explain, OK, now you are both sworn to secrecy. You can never tell anyone else what Santa is going to say now, cause we don't want to spoil Christmas for anyone else, do we? and, looking at mom or dad, You know, Jodie here wants a puppy (or etc.) for Christmas. Usually you're going to get an expression that says no way. you've got to help defuse this for the parents, also. And you've got to make the child feel good about it. Your next words are, Well, you know, Santa cant deliver live pets. They tend to arrive frozen after the long trip from the North Pole and a frozen pet really isnt something you'd like to have.

Now Santa knows that sometimes Grandmas and Grandpas and Aunts and Uncles and even Moms and Dads sometimes give puppies or kitties for Christmas and they say from Santa on them. Now if you were to happen to get a puppy or kitty or some other live pet for Christmas and it said from Santa on it, you wouldn't say Bah! Humbug! I know Santa cant bring this, would you? Of course not because you know that at least half of the fun at Christmas is giving something special to someone and seeing how much they like it. So, if you were to get that pet you want and it said from Santa, you could say Boy! Just what I wanted! Isnt Santa wonderful? because Santa is pretty wonderful, isnt he? and by this time you have the child and parent right on your side. Now, Jody, I'm not saying you won't be getting your puppy for Christmas, and I'm not saying you will be getting one. I'm just trying to let you know how to make someone else very happy, too, if or when you might get your puppy.

So how about if Santa gets you something really special, something just for you, just from Santa? Would that make a pretty good Christmas, do you think? Think we might even be able to make this the best Christmas ever, if we work at it a little? So far by this point I've got an enthusiastic child eagerly anticipating their special surprise, just for them, from Santa Claus.

Remember that the child is there to see Santa about making Christmas special and Santa is doing just that, making this a very special Christmas indeed, and within the limits of Santa.

As for drinking I cannot emphasize this enough. If you have 1 drink, a glass of wine, say, it may not be on your breath the next day? But why take the chance. Just hold off till your day off, or after Christmas is over. If you cant control your drinking you really have no business being Santa in a Mall.

About the Author

Loring Windblad worked as a Santa Claus for many years, mostly for family and friends. But beginning 10 years ago he took it to the next step, as a Mall Santa. His newest Santa Claus endeavor is at http://www.santaclausca.com